PARTY: Dec. 18th, Glob

by Rosh

Season’s Bleeding’s & Happy Alcoholidays from GLOB!

GLOB’s seasonal gift is our annual FREE & festive holiday party!
At NYC’s longest running rockabilly honky tonk!

Conveniently to still make so-and-so’s mandatory “Office Holiday Party Night”, which btw, WILL NOT have live lady warriors (and lads!) wrestling in fake blood!

Celebrate and skewer the holidays, sports-satire style!
Featuring grudge matches between hilarious Christmas & Hanukkah-themed holiday characters:
-Olde tyme favorites like SANTA’S SATANIC LITTLE HELPER
-Announcing the debut and birth of our lord & savior…
-Festive polaroid photo booth with the GLOB crew; send a card as a holiday surprise!
-Affordable & unusual handmade holiday goodies at our holiday table by Our Lady or Perpetual PMS, Jessica Delfino,
& featuring shiny new LUCHADORE X-mas ornaments from UltraFresca art.

Live music by:
-LUNCH LADY (female-fronted psych-garage goddess rock)
-JESSICA DELFINO (seasonal songs from downtown’s dirty folk rock babe)
-CAPTAIN RONZO: (costumed pirate loon from The Thirsty Pirates!)
-Donations to Ye Olde Tip Bucket greatly appreciated!

Mingle & jingle over cheap happy hour drinks, served out of a hollowed out horse trailer.
Delightful kitschy decor galore
Delicious, affordable Tex Mex also served

“Rodeo Bar: Best place to kick some shit” – Village Voice
Oh, just great for GLOB!

Mix me a bloody mary (make mine spicy)
& pass the fried pickles!

Yee haw!
-Our Lady of Perpetual PMS